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Watch Episode 1 of SideHustle LIVE, the comedy game show for entrepreneurs. Comedians and founders invent made-up businesses while the audience votes.

Published August 26, 2026 · Mature language and adult themes

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SideHustle LIVE is the comedy game show for entrepreneurs. Comedians and founders get a random business name and industry, invent a business on the spot, and pitch it for points. The audience joins in and votes on its favorites. The ideas are made up for comedy and entertainment.

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The YouTube episode credits Shellie Sullivan, Ric Pratte, Stacey Uria, Jon Bander, Andy Bander, Darby Rollins, and Tomer Soran. Watch the full show to see how the panel turns unexpected prompts into improvised business ideas.

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The transcript below comes from YouTube’s automatic English captions. It may contain transcription errors and captioned omissions. This show contains mature language and adult themes.

You know how people pay for babes to

clean your house in lingerie? This is

like Molly Maids with the biggest,

gayest, burliest dudes you can imagine

[laughter]

and rather chaps and suspenders.

Yes. Which one of these might actually

make some money? Careful now. Okay.

[laughter]

Careful.

You can have a face plant. Face [music]

stands for

too many people are addicted to the

mobile phone or the laptop experience.

We need to put feet on the big screen.

Give us a synopsis.

It’s really a love story.

A love story.

Well, welcome to Side Hustle Live. Every

round, we’re going to give you guys a

prompt for a random business name and a

random industry. And everyone here, you

as well, is going to brainstorm an idea.

And every round, we’re going to vote on

your favorites for funny and for fun.

Let’s do a practice round so you guys

get a feel for this. All right. What is

lucky spark in fashion and retail?

[laughter]

I think the lucky spark is you don’t

have to ask the attendant, you know, the

salesperson if these jeans make your

butt look big. She just has a little

clicker and it just jolts you like

[laughter] no. No,

that’s the no.

I would have preferred that’s the yes,

but that’s my [laughter]

that’s a that’s not it. The that’s not

G.

I’m just saying your idea isn’t for

everybody.

[laughter]

I’m going to be using it for other

things. Follow me on Only Fans. And uh

you guys ready to play?

Yeah. Let’s get into it.

ROUND ONE.

DARBY, SWITCH OVER to the game for me.

All right, gang. We’re going to pick a

random side hustle. Dumpster bear in

Homegoods. All right, everybody. You’re

like, “What the hell is that?” That’s

the point. Figure it out. Brainstorm a

little bit and we’re going to get to it.

Enjoy. We’ll see you in a minute.

[music]

Do you feel like people are trash?

Yes.

Great.

Well, us too. Great news. Here with um

dumpster bear fragrance.

Um you’re not going to be afraid to jump

into that [ __ ] trash. [laughter]

It’s going to give you dumpster dive

energy.

That’s right.

Just one little puff.

One little puff. Spray it and walk into

it.

Mhm.

Have that trash with your boss. Is that

the trash? Grab that trash, dear boss.

That’s the motto that we’ve got going.

That’s our jingle. It’s almost like um

you know, a spray that gives you the

I’ve just eaten mushrooms kind of

feeling. [laughter]

Um and their energy to jump into your

trash fil people job day.

Yes.

Oh, okay. Cool. It’s an energy drink in

a perfume.

I I feel like that was very clear by my

Yeah. By all my note takingaking and

drawing. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Dumpster bear and HomeGoods.

Thank you.

All right.

As Dumpster Bear, what we were thinking

is possibly constructing abstract art

out of the home’s goods dumpster. So

cost of goods are going to be very low

cuz we’re picking out of the dumpster.

But people will also buy trash for

millions of dollars. So profit is at a

max.

You’re on a family vacation.

You’re on a family vacation. You’re with

your family now. Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

Tennessee, right? Yeah. You’re out there

in the woods.

You’re from Maryland.

You’ve never been.

What are you doing there?

Exactly. [laughter]

Why are you in so much woods?

You don’t know what you’re doing. You

don’t know what trash is going to

attract a bear.

Who the [ __ ] has seen a bear?

Yeah,

I’m from Maryland. I don’t look at

bears.

Yeah, you sleep with a stuffed one.

Those things are real. You don’t even

know that. and they will eat your

children.

They’re going to eat your children

unless

you know which trash is going to attract

the bears.

And that’s why you need dumpster bear.

It’s a little bear that goes on top of

your trash. [laughter]

It scans the trash and it tells you if

the bear is going to eat your children

because of that.

Yep.

Or not.

And it works most of the time.

Most of the time. Yeah.

And it makes cute noises. Yeah. If it’s

happy and you have green bear that does

not attract bears, it turns green and it

says he

he

[laughter] and

if it if you’re putting in, let’s say,

red meat, blood, any of your normal

Maryland uh camping things,

crabs,

it turns red and it goes [groaning]

again. It works most of the time.

Most of the time.

Mhm. We’ve got three stars on Amazon,

but it’s coming up.

It’s coming up. Yeah. Every day a little

higher.

Hell yeah.

So, I’m here to talk about Dumpster

Bear.

Hell yeah.

You know how people pay for babes to

clean your house in lingerie?

This is like Molly Maids with the

biggest, gayest, burliest dudes you can

imagine in rather chaps and suspenders.

Yes.

In terms of services, you have a big

sexy Tom Celic mustachioed man cleaning

your house, organizing your home, or

helping you move. And here’s our logo.

It’s a big sexy man with a dumpster. OH,

WOW. [cheering]

[applause]

WOW.

Let’s get into some voting. You guys

want to do it? Let’s go. Who won the

funny for you today? Okay. Who made you

laugh? Who made you smile? Who made you

giggle? Let’s go down the line.

Um, this is going to um give you the

energy to dump into the trash that is

your life.

Hell yeah. Energy perfume. [laughter]

Hell yeah. Any votes? Okay. All right.

Oh, some lovely powder. We had our

audience volunteers say in one line what

what it was.

Uh, I erased it.

It was the It was the Home It was the

HomeGoods art.

Homegoods art flip. I’m sorry, Sean.

I erased my pitch.

Homegoods. Homegoods for art.

Homegoods. But you make cool art out of

it.

Huge margins.

We had a little bear that uh tells you

whether it’s safe or not to have that

trash.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

You know why? Cuz you’re from Maryland.

Go home.

That’s right. Or let’s be honest, we had

Sexy Bears.

JEFFREY. [cheering]

[applause]

By unanimous decision. Sexy Bears wins.

Who won the funible real quick?

Was it perfume that gives you energy?

Yeah, that that can make us a lot of

money.

Okay. Was it I don’t remember.

Okay.

Okay. Cool. Was it a bear that tells you

whether your trash can attract bears or

not? [applause]

Yeah. And was it sexy bears?

Double trouble.

Do you not love your children?

That’s why he owns a venture company and

he’s one of our sponsors. Let’s say

thank you.

[cheering and applause]

Fantastic. Well, we know how that win

happened.

Awesome. [laughter]

Round two begin.

Space, the final frontier. And what is a

tear but moisture, which is what you

lose in space. So, we’ve solved that

with face plant. [laughter]

It’s an all naturatural moss.

It’s an all natural allnatural moss

that layers on your skin

that grows on your face

while you’re in the space.

While you’re in space keeps your face

moist.

Say that over and over again. That’s the

one.

Apparently

moist. Don’t do that. Moisturized.

Moist. Plumped.

Yes. Moist. Plump face.

Build your collagen layer while you’re

in space. adding words that no one

It’s delicious. [laughter] And

really, just keep saying more.

Just keep looking. Yeah, you have a

question.

I do have a question. Um, how do you

feel about alienating about half the

people in the world that hate the word

moist?

Yeah. [laughter]

Well, uh, if for them, for the half the

people that don’t like the word moist,

they can use our other slogan,

plump.

Plump as well. or for a moisturizer in

space. No one can hear you. Cream

cream.

Sold.

Thank you, John and Andy.

Yep.

Hey, my name is Bavan. So, face plant.

Yes.

Well, space tourism, right? That’s

that’s the thing now.

Yes, please.

Well, we know there’s no oxygen in

space. We got to bring it up obviously

in tanks. But what if we had a a mask

that you know was for your face that had

plants on it? And also if you need the

if you need the extended package, you

can buy the hood that has plants on it

as well.

And these plants are oxygenators. So in

case there’s a breach, you know, which

there might be,

of course there is.

You have oxygen. It might only last like

2 minutes or it’s like it’s like the

it’s like the USPS, right? when the

power goes out, you don’t want your

computer to go down for like 15 minutes,

but just enough so that the, you know,

the rescue team can come and get you.

If you run out of oxygen, you got like a

fus here to just like hang out with you.

Well, hold on. The other thing is if

you’re also green and you want the

organic oxygen, you don’t want the

bottled oxygen from the corporate

company and you want to bring your own,

you can have a face plant mask and you

can have organic oxygen.

buzz word.

This is Asheville, right?

Fill the gap.

Thank you very much. Well done.

Hell yeah.

Okay,

imagine you’re in space, but you miss

your family.

Sure.

So, this is a plant that has faces of

your family on it. It grows

and has faces of your family. But here’s

the cool thing about it. You can

communicate.

You can talk to your family through the

faces in the plant.

And And this is making me queasy. We’re

running a special. We’re running a

special. [laughter]

You can do deceased relatives.

Oh, good lord. [cheering]

Next. Next level.

Amazing.

I’m so scared.

I’m so very very scared of this plant

that has [laughter] the faces of my

deceased relatives on it.

Matt, come right up here for me.

Matt, [cheering]

Matt, come here.

Tell us about face plant in space

tourism, please.

You know, Earth is very toxic. So, we

have this space travel to get you off

this planet, but you have to go into

hibernation. We’re going to go far, far

away. Hey, sleepy time. And the best way

to detox for a slight upcharge on our

trip, you can have a face plant.

Face stands for far away colonic

exfoliator.

[cheering]

[laughter]

So, what we do is we plant a seed right

up in your anus. [laughter]

We put you in a nice deep sleep

and while you travel through space, the

plant slowly grows and exfoliates your

energy. Oh my goodness. [screaming]

And detoxes.

Oh my goodness.

All the toxins are built up on this

planet. [laughter]

You know what the best part is? When you

get to your destination and you’re

slowly waking up, we pull that plant out

real soon.

Okay. Oh boy.

So, [laughter] it’s worth the money.

Woo.

And there’s a limited supply. Get it

now.

I I was falling asleep, but no more.

Wow. That is harder than coffee. Thank

you, Matt. [cheering]

Well done.

Oh, man.

[applause]

Okay.

There are movies with uh with with less

violent plots than this. Uh, fantastic.

I know we don’t have time for ours, but

I will just say ours is drugs.

Yeah, ours is drugs. [laughter]

When in doubt, everybody, let’s vote on

the ones that made you laugh and made

you smile. The funny in space, no one

can hear you scream.

Yeah. And then we had in the audience

Face Plant, the the personal oxygen

breather for, you know, those situations

or when you want to bring your own

organic oxygen.

It’s your buddy when things go bad in

space. And then what was the other one

we had here?

Face that you talk to in space. Oh yeah,

your horrifying loved ones faces on a

[laughter] plant.

And and then we had uh we had grow a

grow a butt plant in space to help

[laughter]

to help you hydrate.

Space plant.

Okay. [applause]

All right. Now that we have them in

mind, unfortunately we have them in our

minds and can’t get them out uh or out

of other places. Let’s vote for the one

that made that you think might actually

make money. What would be a good uh good

idea here? [laughter] You know, one of

these is fundable, my friend. So, let’s

go down the line. Was it

frog?

Was it mossy face?

Okay. Was it face plant buddy to help

you breathe?

Pretty good. Pretty close. Your dead

relatives looking at you.

Honestly, pretty good. We’ll end with

it. Was it a butt plant?

Okay. I feel like there’s a there’s a

bias in the group.

Let’s do it.

And drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Drugs.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you very much.

Well done. That was fun. You guys want

to do another round?

Hell yeah. Round three begin.

My name’s Tomare and this is Shelly and

we are a weapon of choice. Okay, listen.

Sometimes you need to buy something for

a little special thing that you got to

do.

You need a weapon.

You need Well, it may or may not be

I don’t know.

Justice.

I don’t know. But let me tell you what

we sell. We sell concrete boots. We sell

trash compactors.

We sell hammers. We sell bolt cutters.

We sell blow torches.

Blow torches.

That’s right. And we are called weapon

of choice.

You do what you want with it. Okay.

No judgment. No judge.

Forget about it. Just

we don’t ask questions. Yeah,

you just buy it and you use it for what

you use it for.

Weapons of mass construction.

That’s right. [laughter]

[screaming]

What is the most dangerous weapon of

choice?

Yes.

A vagina.

Okay.

That’s right, folks.

That’s right.

You want to

I think it has been proven time and time

again. Look at you sitting there.

[screaming]

OH,

look at you sitting there.

I don’t know. Just saying. Um, so like

how are you sure that your next project

is going to come out awesome?

Put it in the the vagina.

Vaginas.

[laughter]

I’m sorry. What?

You can store a lot of things up there.

Yeah. [laughter]

I don’t I mean, you don’t know this

because you are a man, but

Right.

But Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I mean,

listen, we need more women in

construction. Okay. So,

vaginas are very useful, very handy.

Where are you storing? Just

thank you for asking that.

Um, well, you’re it’s more of a power.

And also, yeah, you can store lots of

things up there.

Little tools.

Like tools. Yeah. Any secrets?

You know those like little secrets?

Those little screwdrivers that come in

that little Allen wrenches. It’s like an

IKEA effect.

Well, that gets lost all the time. It

does. So, you know, this is a safe

space.

We got an architect back here who

agrees.

Nature’s everybody. Nature’s wallet.

There you go.

That’s right. Nature’s wallet.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

You are so welcome.

I really appreciate it. Forget about it.

You know what we do? We just sell stuff

for construction equipment.

Weapons of mass construction.

That’s right. That’s your funny. Then we

got Oh, thank you. One one lovely

person.

VAGINAS.

[cheering and applause]

Nature’s Choice.

Yes.

That’s a tough one. But honestly,

vaginas won that one time.

And I’m like, you know what?

We finally won

sometimes. Fundable. It’s okay, guys.

It’s about time the vaginas win.

Yes. Let’s see which one of these might

actually make some money. Careful now.

[laughter] Okay. Careful.

Was it construction equipment?

No one’s buying it. There’s five guys

who do it. Thank you.

VAGINAS.

[screaming]

Wonderful

for the builder in A ROW. VAGINAS. GO

GET [cheering]

never fails. Fantastic. Do you guys want

to do ONE MORE ROUND?

[screaming]

PRISTINE FOOTING only fans.

Um,

[laughter]

wow.

I’m pulling from my pulling from real

life. [screaming]

[laughter]

There we go.

Well, listen. Mine’s inspired by our

Does yours come with a foot scraper?

cuz with our subscription, you get a

free foot scraper.

Please don’t look at me when you’re

When we first started dating, I noticed

that he had very dry feet. [laughter]

And so 1:00 a.m. and I was on Amazon and

I was like, “Oh, this is like a little

like, you know, foot scraper.“

[laughter] And then I forgot that I got

him that. And so when when this package

came to my door, I was like, “What? What

the [ __ ] is this?“ [laughter]

And I was like, “Oh, it’s for you. HAPPY

VALENTINE’S DAY.“

HAPPY Valentine’s Day.

Grater Scraper. It both do the job well.

That’s true.

Show your man you you love him from the

ground up.

Right there, sir.

This is Will.

I like your haircut. Thank you. Yeah,

it’s a good one. So, like most of you,

I’m sure you’re wondering what to get

for that friend TD wife who is not

exactly sure what she should be watching

on the internet. Introducing Pristine

Footing, the only fans channel for the

Traden

bored with her perfect routine. She’s

gotten bored with her perfect house and

farmhouse, and now she wants to watch

other people get manicures.

Wow. Introducing pristine pudding.

Wow. Pedicures. I’m sorry. Pedicures.

I’m so I’m so bored with my life. What

can I do? I guess I could watch other

people get manicures [laughter]

and pedicure.

I think you have an influencer right

here for you. [laughter]

Feet really gross me out.

I’m sorry to hear that.

I literally broke up with somebody on

Valentine’s Day because he wore

Birkenstocks to a wedding.

Yeah, this is a true story. I mean,

that’s another like flying back from

Jamaica. Like, I’m out. For that reason,

I’m out.

Wow.

Um, yeah.

Well, what are we going to do about

this, Shel?

So, here’s what we’re going to do.

Pristine footing glasses and contacts

so that every time I look at your feet,

they are pristine.

Perfect. We are an augmented reality

company and we have taken our amazing

technology and focused only on hiding

ugly feet. That’s all we do. We are a

contacts and sunglasses company that you

walk around New York City, you’re like,

“Why is someone wearing flip flops in

Manhattan?“ Well, congratulations. They

look beautiful,

right? We prevent foot breakups, foot

divorces,

and we’re responsible for 13 weddings.

So congratulations.

Right. His is the cheese grater and the

foot glasses.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Thank you very much. We are Pristine

Footing.

WOOHOO. [cheering]

Hi Sharks. My name is Tim and I’m the

[laughter]

writer, director, and producer of

Pristine Footing.

We are a black and white silent

featurelength film of just feet.

Feature length. Too many people are

addicted to the mobile phone or the

laptop experience. Yeah.

And so we need to put feet on the big

screen.

Give us a synopsis. You know, walk us

down the line.

Feet in the sand. Maybe a little

adventure into the forest. A little

muddy. Then you

tell me the drama. You’re you’re you’re

cleaning them. It’s really a love story.

A love story.

It’s a it’s a [laughter] a meeting of

the feet.

Okay. This isn’t this just a This is

just like a Quenton Tarantino movie.

[laughter]

Only fans with cheese grers. She’s still

holding up vaginas. Very fair.

[laughter]

Okay. An Only Fans channel for trades

who just want to see other people get

pedicures. Okay.

Keep people together. Prevent foot

breakups.

Help Shelly. Help Shelly.

Please [applause] help me.

Save Shelly.

Dating is hard. Please help me.

Yes. Or was it

a modern love story? [laughter] Pristine

footing

featurelength film. One foot in front of

another.

[cheering]

[applause]

Thank you. Yeah. Which one was the

funable? Was it only fan cheese grers?

There we go. Somebody wants it. You a

subscriber right there. That’s right.

Was it only fans for trades who want to

watch those pedicures happen? Okay,

there’s some people who want that.

And glasses that make everyone’s feet

pristine.

This is Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

It is our GoFundMe for Shelly

specifically.

Yes, please. [laughter]

The love story.

THE LOVE STORY.

Foot by foot. The featurelength film.

[applause]

I think we know.

All right, everybody.

I’d like to give a shout out to our

fantastic sponsors. Um, Venture

Asheville, you heard him speak. Thank

you. Talk to them right afterwards. Um,

I want to talk uh Build Modular, where

you are. Where you at? There we are.

Thank you so much. They’re fantastic.

Talk to them about your next

construction project or if you want to

build something in your backyard.

They’re going to do something fun. We

have some others that we talked about

for this hire, etc. And let’s say thank

you to AVL Digital Nomads for doing

this, for putting us in this room.

[applause]

And a big thank [cheering] you to Misfit

Improv for for bringing us some amazing

people. I appreciate it. Y’all have a

great night. [cheering]

Have a great night. [applause]